Xæve
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Post by Xæve on Jul 5, 2016 22:59:46 GMT
Granted but it's literally just a blue raspberry Ring Pop™ shaped like a lantern. It's already unwrapped for unknown reasons.
I wish for a world where everyone dies, including myself, thus ending all problems with humanity.
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Sydrone
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Sky's little helper.
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Post by Sydrone on Jul 5, 2016 23:04:13 GMT
Granted. Welcome to hell. Where you now have to deal with all of Humanity, including people like Donald Trump and Boris Johnson, for all eternity.
I wish for a hover board.
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Xæve
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Post by Xæve on Jul 5, 2016 23:13:44 GMT
Wish granted, the hover board is a nice, it's even Assassins Creed designed! It's a modern hover board, good luck, man. I wish for a way out of Hell just for me and those I deem worthy.
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Zₐₕₐᵣₐₕ
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Post by Zₐₕₐᵣₐₕ on Jul 11, 2016 3:48:42 GMT
Granted, however the second you escape a giant raptor sweeps you all away.
I wish in school we actually learned the stuff we need to know.
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Post by Taggon on Jul 11, 2016 13:59:45 GMT
Granted, but you get an F in math and Science nonetheless. Too bad, because now no college will accept you either.
I wish Disney stopped re-making the movies they already made as animated cartoons into live actions movies.
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Zₐₕₐᵣₐₕ
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Post by Zₐₕₐᵣₐₕ on Jul 12, 2016 4:19:02 GMT
Granted, however now Disney continues to create remakes of their cartoons only more cliche and un original than before, and into horrible monstrosities like Teen titan go .
I wish I had telepathy, and a puppy who shoots lasers .
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Post by Vatimus Prime on Jul 12, 2016 4:43:59 GMT
Granted, the puppy is evil and kills you while you try telepathically speaking to it and ends the world, good job.
I wish to finally get an XBOX One.
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Tarn
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Post by Tarn on Jul 13, 2016 2:33:40 GMT
Granted! But when you try it out and it doesnt work! You discover drug money inside, and your house gets raided by the police I wish I was a digimon tamer.
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Post by Vatimus Prime on Jul 13, 2016 2:39:00 GMT
Granted, you're a horrible tamer in and it dark digivolves and kills you.
I wanna be a pokemon master!
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Post by RedOptics on Jul 13, 2016 2:40:12 GMT
Granted, but other salty pokemon lovers call H4X
I wish I was more outgoing.
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Post by Skyspray (Aquahaze) on Jul 13, 2016 6:01:17 GMT
Granted. But.. uhm.. corruption
I wish for BOOM!
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Jul 13, 2016 9:44:46 GMT
Granted, but it's a confetti cracker.
I wish for Sky to stop wanting everything to explode, be stabbed or get sprayed with bullets.
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Post by Skyspray (Aquahaze) on Jul 13, 2016 12:00:44 GMT
Granted but no. *Does all of the above*
I wish for Shrike and Sydrone to git gud.
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Vos
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Wear my Faceeeeee
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Post by Vos on Jul 13, 2016 13:36:28 GMT
Granted, and they get so 'gud' they get better than you! They are praised for not only being better than you at everything, but they completely replace you and you become a forgotten and underrated rper who is sentenced to life in the corner as Sydrone and Shrike steal the spotlight of everything they touch.
I wish that when someone corrupts this wish they don't end their sentences with a period, or have their sentences include commas.
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Post by Skyspray (Aquahaze) on Jul 13, 2016 13:46:41 GMT
Oh,kay.
I wish for a dead.
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Jul 13, 2016 14:22:09 GMT
Granted but it's you.
I wish that Sky would actually properly corrupt a wish instead of entirely dropping it and rendering it pointless.
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Post by Skyspray (Aquahaze) on Jul 13, 2016 14:28:52 GMT
Granted, but it won't become pointful either. It will remain pointless until you get a sharpener.
I wish i had remembered my wish before i originally posted.
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Empress
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Post by Empress on Jul 13, 2016 16:03:07 GMT
Granted, but in some freak accident your hands get broken so you can't post your wish.
I wish for a Harry Potter TV series. That way all the good parts from the books aren't missed.
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Post by Vatimus Prime on Jul 13, 2016 16:53:17 GMT
Granted, but it goes through every single horrible part and skips all the majorly important or good parts.
I wish my modeling would finally start improving.
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Tarn
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Post by Tarn on Jul 13, 2016 18:51:39 GMT
granted! it turns out you cant rock a speedo all to well. You grow obese and you become the laughing stock of the career field.
I wish I had some ice cream.
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