Empress
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Post by Empress on Jan 19, 2016 21:35:06 GMT
Granted, but I miss hear you and you are turned into a dragon fruit instead.
I wish for better hearing.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 19, 2016 23:12:15 GMT
Granted, but your new hearing device turns out to be a bomb and kills you in a BIG explosion.
I wish I had cool puns like Sans do.
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Ulti
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Post by Ulti on Jan 19, 2016 23:13:54 GMT
Granted, your puns are so dank that you anger so many people that you are horribly murdered by an angry mob.
I wish for... Sky to love me ;-;
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 19, 2016 23:16:17 GMT
Granted, but Gearchange is unpleasant and permanently bans you from all discussion While...ugh... Vlada has left the game(rage quit, couldn't take it anymore)
I wish I didn't leave the game ._.
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Ulti
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Post by Ulti on Jan 19, 2016 23:17:58 GMT
Granted, you are instead banned from the game.
I wish for Gearchange's head mounted on my wall.
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rustbucket
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Post by rustbucket on Jan 20, 2016 0:18:43 GMT
Wish granted. You now have Gearchange's head. And now he taunts you about how you failed to kill him in combat and had to do it by a wish and his headless body still causes destruction and problems. Sometimes, it stands outside your room, arms crossed, judging you. This eventually drives you mad. So, so, so terribly mad. Even in the white walled and rubber room, he haunts you. Your world is Gearchange. Gearchange has consumed your mind.
Have a pleasant day!
I wish I was Bigsy Wolf.
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Post by Taggon on Jan 20, 2016 0:20:56 GMT
Granted, but there's a mix up in what you're wishing for somewhere upstairs, and you turn into Littlesy Wolf, a two inch tall doggy who happens to have digestive problems.
I wish that I knew how to make violins and cellos.
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Hexiden
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Post by Hexiden on Jan 20, 2016 1:01:58 GMT
Granted, but every violin/cello you make will explode, with the force of a kilogram of C4, while in use after 3 hours.
I wish for a holoform projector that can be used by normal humans.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 15:34:18 GMT
You get a projector that can be use by normal human and cats, but the felines use it for bellic purposes and ends killing the human race
I wish the next serie of wishes were incorruptible and all of them become real.
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Jan 20, 2016 16:47:04 GMT
Wish granted. But by the very nature of wishes, the purity of the wishes granted to exact wording, it ends in disaster anyways.
I wish I had a full plate of Bar-B-Q ribs, with coleslaw, garlic mashed potatoes and a gallon of sweet iced tea.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 21, 2016 13:31:19 GMT
Granted, but I came and ate all of ur gud stuff. Mwuahahahahah! Oh who am I lying...it was disgusting I wish if we could RP as Combiners, without being too OP or UP
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Avernus
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Post by Avernus on Jan 22, 2016 19:44:30 GMT
Granted, because you already can and wasted your wish.
I wish people on this site would get common sense.
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Sydrone
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Sky's little helper.
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Post by Sydrone on Jan 22, 2016 19:46:34 GMT
((BURN))
Granted, but the common sense overload crashes the site. I am the only one left as I am unable to learn your... "common sense".
I wish for a Jedi Robe
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Jan 22, 2016 20:43:08 GMT
Wish granted, but it's the "spare" robe, it has gone through things unspeakably disturbing, the only ones evil enough to be willing to say such would be the most devious of Sith. I wish for a sword that is not a katana (aka the overrated weapon )
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Slackjaw
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Post by Slackjaw on Jan 24, 2016 15:37:45 GMT
Granted but it looks so much like a katana that anybody you come across will argue that it's a katana.
I wish I could make people break into song.
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rustbucket
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Post by rustbucket on Jan 24, 2016 15:44:57 GMT
Granted, but everywhere you go, it's rock opera's as far as the eyes can see. You will be maddened when trying to do math to guitar riffs, to your parents singing everything they want of you, of the world bringing you a spontaneous and deafening concert. It will be the worlds most unrestrained musical. And it will drive you to tears when people sing of their most mundane parts of life. And. It. Never. Stops.
I wish I was a professional writer that could get by on writing half aft books that everyone loves anyways despite being trite, riddled with cliches and absolutely lacking in any good descriptions of food.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 25, 2016 0:07:46 GMT
Granted, but you become so good at writing novels a challenge approaches and defeats you, going back to your proper states of wishing the same wish all over again. I wish I could have a normal talk with my biggest nemesis. Granted, because you already can and wasted your wish. I wish people on this site would get common sense. Correction, they're not allowed, because one Roleplayer can control 5 or 6 characters at once.
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Avernus
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Post by Avernus on Jan 25, 2016 1:13:34 GMT
Granted, but you become so good at writing novels a challenge approaches and defeats you, going back to your proper states of wishing the same wish all over again. I wish I could have a normal talk with my biggest nemesis. Granted, because you already can and wasted your wish. I wish people on this site would get common sense. Correction, they're not allowed, because one Roleplayer can control 5 or 6 characters at once. Granted, but you don't listen to reason so he gives up. I wish people who don't know the rules would stop correcting me. (FYI I have a combiner character)
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rustbucket
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Post by rustbucket on Jan 25, 2016 1:39:35 GMT
The genie laughed at your wish and in return, made you suffer more fools then you could possibly stand. In the end, you became a hermit and trained in Da Shwartze and became part of a rapidly aging comedy that is soon to come to parody again.
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich. The best there ever was.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2016 13:14:10 GMT
Gratanded, you have the best sandwich ever made. Its smell, texture,appearance,temperature,ingredients, even, the grill, all of them are the best mixture ever made in this universe, but I'll come and eat such sandwich as the glutton I'm.
I wish Sparklings were replacing for bayformer hatchlings.
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