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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 25, 2016 19:16:22 GMT
Granted, but The Fallen rips you in two for wishing that.
I wish if someone would stop provoking that often.
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Jan 25, 2016 19:25:07 GMT
Wish attempted to be granted. Genie spent too much time laughing at the indignation and passive aggressive wishmongering that he died of an impossible heart attack and gave up the ghost to a place were wishes were more fun, less personal.
I wish I had a pony. To eat.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 25, 2016 19:28:37 GMT
Granted, but your friends became disgusted by your actions and stood away from you permanently.
I wish I could time travel and fix all of my past mistakes.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2016 19:36:56 GMT
Granted. However, in fixing your past mistakes you go back to fixing the first mistake you ever made. This then sets you down a path of new mistakes, and because of changes to the timeline you no longer have your powers and have to live out your life all over again making even more mistakes than you did the first time.
I wish to be able to draw my character.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 25, 2016 19:41:36 GMT
Granted, however Flowey came and deleted your SAVE, so your drawing was lost...forever. *starts echoing the word ''forever''*
I wish I had time travel skills like Frisk does.
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Post by Hexiden on Jan 26, 2016 1:00:37 GMT
Granted, but since they're not in a bayformers movie anymore they don't die and soon they replace all the characters in the site, turning the entire rp into a series called Transformers Babies in Disguise.
I wish for for a decent mic for my wireless headset.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 26, 2016 8:19:55 GMT
Granted, however they malfunction and explode, and since you were wearing them at that moment, you get an ear bleeding.
I wish I had more MLG powers
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Jan 28, 2016 4:05:46 GMT
Having no idea which MLG you're going after, Genie assumes Maple Leaf Gardens. You get moved up to sit in goal keeper and hockey practice dummy. Every day of your life is now spent in pain, agony and cold in a rather polite Canadian city. Genie also says, specify your acronyms.
I wish I was an awesome cyborg.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 28, 2016 9:39:24 GMT
Awesome, but shattering flesh and reinforcing your own bones makes you loses your sanity, becoming a crazy cyborg thirsty for death to all sentimental beings. I wish if people would like this screenshot
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Jan 31, 2016 14:50:32 GMT
Wish granted, but they like it as the most horrendously stupi meme in the world. Parodies and other jokes about the image flood the internet and the first person to have posted it (you) becomes the greatest laughing stock of the online world.
I wish I had an artistic style.
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Post by rustbucket on Jan 31, 2016 15:03:03 GMT
Wish granted. Your art style is Chibi. Even drawing the most untamed horrors comes out as cute little things that are full of sugar and sparkle. You at least have a niche, but this niche makes you give it up forever. Mostly because you died of a cuteness and sugar overload.
I wish I had a pachyderm army.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2016 15:10:20 GMT
Granted, but you need tons of food everyday to feed your army. ANd you need to clean add the waste, clean them everyday, etc. That doesn't look too bad,but then you get a demand for having elephants. The government takes your pachyderms away and kills them to sell their derived products.
I wish sleep weren't a need.
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Post by Taggon on Jan 31, 2016 15:25:16 GMT
Granted, but only because you decide for yourself sleep isn't needed, and spend the rest of your life staying up with the assistance of powerful drugs, which cause you to get wrinkled and old-looking by age 30, and the addictions you now have to your drugs kill you. Unfortunately, these drugs also have reduced you from who you were to some mangy drooling retard, and you mess things up so badly that no one really misses you when you pass on.
I wish that I Rifle was given a Ten-Gallon hat for his B-day.
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Jan 31, 2016 16:22:15 GMT
Wish granted, but he gets upset for misculturing him. Rifle shoots the gifter.
I wish to have a different art style than the chibi one I was granted to end my suffering.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2016 17:17:11 GMT
You get a real original style the best in the story, but then the motherfraggers of internet would try to copy your style and it ends being non special. Your suffering will end in matters of styles,but you'll suffer for watching all the cancer of people pretending to copy you.
I wish I was better in digital art and traditional art.
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Post by Hexiden on Jan 31, 2016 18:22:39 GMT
Granted, but you lose your thumbs so you can't draw the regular way anymore....or do anything else that requires a hand grip.
I wish I could draw Hexiden without changing his design every single time.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Feb 3, 2016 16:25:54 GMT
Granted, however for trying to precisely draw him, you started to lose your sanity. You became insane so much that you draw Vlada instead. People laughed at your failure, and got killed because some of those people hated your failure a lot. I wish Skyspray could come back and swag some more workshop apps. (what, swag is for boys, class is for men )
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Feb 3, 2016 17:54:25 GMT
Granted, Sky gets Swag and Class (he goes Epic Tier in Level) and makes himself the Most Interesting Man In The World, leading to more unattended apps because, well, he's The Most Interesting Man In The World, why does he bother with being here when he can walk through swamps in a tuxedo and come out with a tamed gator and a hot woman. You continue to wither.
I wish I was a dragon rider from the Dragonlance series.
(I can't imagine you have either.)
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Post by Taggon on Feb 6, 2016 14:03:57 GMT
Granted, you are a dragon rider. Unfortunately, the Dragon doesn't come with a saddle, and you are never provided with one until you find the GM something called 'Chainsaw oil'. Lucky for you, the GM tells you his good friend Billy has some of that. So you go to Billy. But, Billy says he can't give you any chainsaw oil until you go to his friend Tyler and get from him some 'skin polish'----and it just goes on.
I wish that I could show more restraint when it came to being social.
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Post by Sydrone on Feb 6, 2016 14:19:46 GMT
Granted. You now cannot speak.
I wish I had the Greatsword of Artorias from Dark Souls
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