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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Feb 6, 2016 16:24:55 GMT
Wish granted. You get to go to the world of Dark Souls to get it. The amount of deaths you rack up to get anywhere near it, you give up and just stay dead for your sanity.
I wish, I wish, for a flame throwing tank like the ones used in 'Nam.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Feb 6, 2016 17:31:34 GMT
Granted, but you got a heart attack because you were too exited to use the tank, and deed.
I wish I could have time to rework on my APP(i got so many good ideas)...
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Post by Osprey on Feb 6, 2016 17:36:07 GMT
Granted, but you are destinied to stuck in a time loop, always working on your app
I wish to win the lottery
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Post by Myla on Feb 6, 2016 17:45:11 GMT
Granted, it's a lottery of who dies on that day. You won today, so now you are executed.
I wish for robot dinosaurs to be real.
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Post by Sydrone on Feb 6, 2016 18:09:34 GMT
Granted. You get eaten.
I wish for FIRE POWAS!!!
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Feb 6, 2016 18:44:35 GMT
Wish granted. You quickly take up the role of a Fireman from Fahrenheit 451 and burn all the books you can. Then you enter the Library in Nightvale and are annihilated by the Librarians. It was good while it lasted. And you didn't even get to become an Eternal Scout.
I wish commercial FTL travel was possible so I could adventure deep in space.
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Post by Myla on Feb 7, 2016 17:41:46 GMT
Granted. However there was yet another mixup in granting your wish in that the wish granting machine took the wrong meaning of "Commercial". Rather than FTL being available commercially and to everyone, FTL can only be seen in commercials, and they're not even selling FTL deep space flights, but rather they're advertising a bad hair care product that rots all your hair and brain. Real Commercial FTL travel won't be available for another 10 years, but your brain has rotted in 10 minutes to due to the hair care product, and you die, missing your chance at commercial deep space adventures.
I wish that I could time travel into the past and merge with my past self, giving them knowledge of the future and mistakes not to make.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Feb 8, 2016 17:36:29 GMT
Granted, however the fusion becomes unstable and zou become fused with zour past presentation of yourself permanently.
I wish I people could play my forum game. ;p
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Post by Myla on Feb 8, 2016 21:11:03 GMT
Granted. The forum's coding rewrites instantly and now your forum game is open for everyone to play. There is a minor hitch though. Down here in the wish department we strive ourselves upon our accuracy. Due to chapter 79 subsection 31B of the Wish granter's code, a 'could' is a 'could' and not a 'would'. Therefore people can play your game... but nobody wants to.
I wish the height limit for OCs was raised to 60ft.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Feb 10, 2016 13:43:03 GMT
Granted, however the Sun's mass increases, so as it's gravity and sucks all new created OC's down to waste. I wish if anyone would play Transformers Battle Tactics.
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Post by Cobalt on Feb 19, 2016 21:19:12 GMT
Wish granted, but you get pubstomped at every game, your morale plummeting faster than your characters. Eventually the meta of the game becomes so strong it's unplayable except by a few key players that destroy any newcomers or casuals.
I wish for a way to counter my feelings of inferiority to just about everyone!
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Post by Energon Vlada on Feb 22, 2016 22:03:49 GMT
Granted, however you're not SANSational enough for it and explode, then your head explodes and creates a rainbow cloud.
I wish if I could become an actual off topic police, LoL
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Mar 1, 2016 4:06:40 GMT
Wish granted, but the government is overthrown and your involvement in the internet's police forces gets your IP address tracked and your house burnt down.
I wish for a simple taco.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2016 16:10:57 GMT
*gives the simpliest taco that ever exists*
*It's only a tortilla with some simple salt grains*
I wish my school projects weren't so expensive without sacrifice my grades
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Post by Slapfoot on Mar 2, 2016 0:38:45 GMT
Granted. But due to lack of funds, the school shuts down and civilization falls, with people wearing tortillas as bandanas and writing 2+2=5 on buildings.
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Post by Sydrone on Jun 19, 2016 22:50:47 GMT
Let's put a boot in this game's arse and get it running again! Due to a lack of a wish to corrupt, I'll just wish for something.
I wish that they made Dark Souls 4 already!
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Post by ѕιℓνєямιѕт on Jun 29, 2016 21:53:06 GMT
Granted, but the second the games hit the shelves they blow up.
I wish I wouldn't procrastinate so much.
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Post by Sydrone on Jun 29, 2016 23:05:00 GMT
Granted, but you now do everything with absolute haste and die of exhaustion
I wish for a Fume Ultra Greatsword.
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Post by Xæve on Jul 5, 2016 22:51:35 GMT
Wish granted, but the sword is not for DS3 or real, it's a custom accessory for Club Penguin.
I wish for a burger so terrible it kills all life in the universe if eaten, including myself.
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Post by Sydrone on Jul 5, 2016 22:53:18 GMT
Granted, but the bun and meat in this burger is so tough and hard to bite into that you cannot eat it. You also break all your teeth in the process and have to undergo painful dental surgery.
I wish for a Blue Lantern Ring.
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