Sydrone
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Post by Sydrone on Jan 10, 2016 16:52:40 GMT
Granted. You are frozen to the spot and can't go anywhere ever again.
I wish for TWO lightsabers.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 10, 2016 17:01:01 GMT
Granted, but Gaben uses Half Life 3 to destroy Ultimate Mean Destroyer, so as you for fighting on UMD's side. XD
I wish I could do Transformers Animations(SFM). =D
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Sydrone
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Post by Sydrone on Jan 10, 2016 17:38:27 GMT
Granted. You still can't
I wish that corruption of my wish made sense
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 10, 2016 17:50:57 GMT
Granted, but due to too much illogical thoughts your post had created a dimensional warp hole, where you feel in, being spread everywhere in space. But suddenly, W.D. Gaster appears(Asgore's XO royal scientist in undertale, who fell in a warp hole too).
I wish to improve my Transformers figures made out of plasticine(YOU SAW NOTHING XD)...
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Sydrone
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Post by Sydrone on Jan 10, 2016 17:55:22 GMT
Granted but you are criticized for being a baby and kill yourself (Sorry, brutal but it's the only thing I could think of)
I wish for a spaceship ((Boom, Ulti))
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 18:16:16 GMT
Here you go, a plastic spaceship
I wish TFG were having a bit of sense everytime they RP and get the stupidity of this site away.
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Jan 10, 2016 18:23:31 GMT
Wishful Paradox reached. Corrupting the corruption invalid. You are now stuck in a white screen forever.
I wish I was the original Green Ranger. The Evil one.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jan 10, 2016 21:48:09 GMT
Granted, but for being so evil you get challenged by the good Power Rangers, and unfortunately for you, you die in the final showdown.
I wish to be a Gaster Blaster Master(without Gaster Blaster Master Disaster, duh XD). [Pizza]
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Ulti
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Post by Ulti on Jan 15, 2016 18:47:00 GMT
Granted but you are criticized for being a baby and kill yourself (Sorry, brutal but it's the only thing I could think of) I wish for a spaceship ((Boom, Ulti)) ((*Nervous twitch*)) Granted, but as soon as you get it the weapon explodes, killing you. I wish for more Aeroflak cannons.
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Post by Taggon on Jan 17, 2016 12:56:47 GMT
Granted, but they're made out of plastic and tinfoil--so they're just models. Really fragile ones too. They have no play functions either. Bummer too, because it costed you $100,000,000,000 in cash to get your hands on them.
I wish that I had good aim with a gun.
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Jan 17, 2016 16:49:58 GMT
Granted, but you reflexively fire at people whenever they speak.
I wish to be a sentient potato.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2016 18:00:01 GMT
You turn into a big and delicious potato. Then, Gordon Ramsay uses you as a good example of potato to his cooking show, he boils, fries, slice and bakes you with multiple ingredients, but at the end you end being a mediocre attempt of potato.
I wish I had a Тачанка
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Sydrone
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Post by Sydrone on Jan 17, 2016 19:57:02 GMT
Granted but... what?
I wish for two spaceships, (so that Ulti will twitch some more)
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Post by Sparkflare on Jan 17, 2016 20:11:36 GMT
Granted, but I must say, you are being quite greedy and the cost for two normal spaceships is way too much. So instead I am giving you two microscopic spaceships. They are much more cheaper.
I wish that I had some bad ass super powers.
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Jan 17, 2016 20:29:46 GMT
Wish granted. You are given power over fire and magma. But you are not immune to them and burn yourself and a good chunk of the world within four hundred feet around you the first time you try them out to a nice grey ash.
I wish I had strawberry cheesecake.
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Jan 17, 2016 20:42:50 GMT
You turn into a big and delicious potato. Then, Gordon Ramsay uses you as a good example of potato to his cooking show, he boils, fries, slice and bakes you with multiple ingredients, but at the end you end being a mediocre attempt of potato. I wish I had a Тачанка As Sydrone quite clearly failed to corrupt this wish, I will corrup 2 wishes. To Rifle: Granted, but the gun malfunctions, killing both you and your horse before falling to bits. To Flywheels: Granted but the chef didn't like your tone of voice and left unspeaunspeakable things in it. I wish for a life supply of shredded beef taquitos.
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Ulti
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Post by Ulti on Jan 17, 2016 20:47:00 GMT
Granted. But due to a mix up in the wish office the it is not just the beef that is shredded. All of the Taquitos are shredded down to an atomic level.
I wish I was an Assassin.
((It works both ways Sydrone.))
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Jan 17, 2016 21:03:00 GMT
Wish granted. But it turns out you're actually a Manchurian Double Double Agent for the Templars and Desmond offs you while stumbling around while drugged up on hashish.
I wish I was an Inquisitor.
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Post by Shrike and Contrail on Jan 17, 2016 22:39:09 GMT
Granted, but by failing your quota the Inquisition deemed you a heretic and burned you alive.
I wish I could become the Holy Emperor of Mankind.
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Post by Flywheels & Battletrap on Jan 17, 2016 23:35:37 GMT
Granted, you become part Sandworm, carry out a four thousand year empire and in time, are killed by drowning by a dude named Duncan Idaho. You go down in the annals of history as one of the most tyrannical dictators in the span of human history.
I wish I was a dragon rider.
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