Raiza
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Decepticon
Posts: 1,155
Likes: 22
Gender: Female
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Post by Raiza on May 5, 2015 20:45:43 GMT
"Just the Autobot prisoner," Kick-Start coms back, "Feel free to enter." "Make sure you tell him about me. I will be there soon", Raiza responded back with a chuckle.
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Post by Kick-Start on May 5, 2015 21:01:45 GMT
"Insults will usually work better on somebody with an IQ lower than your own," Kick-Start tells Straightedge, "So, you have multiple personalities? It's not unheard of. I know this femme. She has multiple personalities, and they're both money-grubbing Mercenaries."
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 5, 2015 21:14:16 GMT
You have no idea what you're dealing with you dumb motherf-Okay, that's enough of that. Let us go and we promise not to kill you. Keep us and well, no promises.
Guys. We're not getting out. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut we might not die. So woohoooooo.
Stragihtedge kept bickering with himself, control rapidly shifting until it stayed blue.
Do your worst! Or not. Please don't, I have a family. HA!
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Post by Kick-Start on May 5, 2015 21:18:33 GMT
Kick-Start approaches Straightedge, bundles of notes in hand.
"Introduce me to your... friends... and I'll think about it."
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 5, 2015 21:34:29 GMT
John is the one who spat at you. Sandy is the one who tried to bargain with you. I'm Straightedge.
Straightedge's optics turned white.
Heyo.
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Post by Kick-Start on May 5, 2015 22:07:54 GMT
Kick-Start walks right up to the table.
"Let me put it this way - if I let you go because of actually taking your threats seriously, exactly what do you think will happen to me? I am Commander Kick-Start, Head of Medical Studies and one of the third most people in the Decepticon Empire, purely through dint of my mighty intellect..."
She pats his cheek.
"Face it; you're actually a lot safer here."
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 5, 2015 22:16:09 GMT
Well, we have allies. Strong, powerful allies. What are you going to do to us?
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Post by Kick-Start on May 5, 2015 23:46:30 GMT
"Yup. You have allies. Who are not presently on this ship."
Kick-Start pushes a box to the table and stands on it to look Straightedge.
"And I've always wanted a pet."
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 6, 2015 0:00:31 GMT
No. We are not pets. We will not be pets.
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Post by Kick-Start on May 6, 2015 2:21:33 GMT
"Heh. You kids make me laugh..."
Kick-Start wanders over to a work-table.
"Let me see... It's boring for you to be strapped to the table all the time. Of course if you go crazy, that's a little too much excitement for my tastes. You just have no idea of how good you've got it, huh? My assistant Raiza is a lot less reasonable than I am."
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 6, 2015 13:44:13 GMT
Control shifted back to Straightedge, who started laughing loudly, managing to sneak words between guffaws.
I've - HA - already gone crazy!
The funny thing was, Raiza had just met Straightedge's twin, and was bound to see the resemblance. STraightedge, however, did not know this.
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Post by Kick-Start on May 6, 2015 14:46:22 GMT
"Yes. Well, there's crazy and there's crazy and then of course there's crazy. And craaaaa-zy, of course, but that's neither here nor there. Spend any amount of time with any degree of responsibility on your hands and you'll end up getting pretty familiar with it... one way or another."
Kick-Start is writing up a list.
"Ha, indeed. It's just something about power. Only the crazy seek it. The sane tend to have it thrust upon them."
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 6, 2015 15:59:43 GMT
And then what happens to those sane people. Do they end up like you? Or rather like me?
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Post by Kick-Start on May 6, 2015 16:09:48 GMT
"It's hard to tell," Kick-Start holds up her list and looks at it. It's the ingredients she'll need to make the Culture for cloning, "Take Lord Backbeat. He's crazier than a sack of robo-weasels. But so far he's done a good job."
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 6, 2015 16:14:44 GMT
Go ahead and do your business. Brainwash me. Kill me. Do away with me. But know this. I'm not crazy. Everyone else is. HAHAHAHA
Straightedge began laughing crazily, his mind snapping further as it always did when he opened his mouth.
You're only crazy if you don't think you are. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm sane.
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Post by Kick-Start on May 6, 2015 16:38:02 GMT
Kick-Start pulls a lever, swinging the table upright.
"Oh really? What does that make me, boy?"
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 6, 2015 17:15:52 GMT
Off your knocker. DO your worst. This time I mean it, bell bottoms.
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Post by Kick-Start on May 6, 2015 17:50:25 GMT
"You're not crazy. You're just stupid," Kick-Start pulls out an electric screwdriver and whirs it a few times.
"Of course I could do terrible things to you. That doesn't mean I want to."
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on May 6, 2015 18:15:15 GMT
Yah. It kinda does. I mean, have you looked around this place?
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Post by Kick-Start on May 6, 2015 18:21:03 GMT
"Sure I do. I work here," Kick-Start picks up an arm that is almost as long as her body, "What, you think I offlined this guy's body by myself?"
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