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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2015 20:41:25 GMT
If you are from old forums, you probably know what "Corrupt a Wish" is, but in case you have forgotten or are new here's how it works.
1) Corrupt the wish above you. Ex. Wish: I wish for a Bugatti Veyron Corruption: Granted, but it's secretly a Decepticon, and kills you in your sleep
Wish: I wish for apple pie Corruption: Granted, but you choke on it
2) Make a wish of your own.
I'll start.
I wish for a PlayStation 4.
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Post by Stalaken on Jan 5, 2015 13:31:25 GMT
(( This was always fun )) Granted, but when it arrives the mail man who is about to hand it to your eagerly stretched hands, drops it on the floor. The crunching of metal and plastic caused you to faint. Never to awaken. Ever. The end. I wish that I could be the inventor of the teleportation ship.
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Post by derikai on Jan 6, 2015 7:40:06 GMT
Granted but during its maiden voyage it's lost in a star killing millions including yourself. The end.
I wish I had a time machine.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2015 16:18:10 GMT
You will have a time machine, but you only can use it 1 time and then you get lost in the time I whish I had a dog have a horse of the size of a horse
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 1:26:46 GMT
Granted, but the dog/horse tramples over you, killing you.
I wish to become this forum's mod (not true).
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Post by dragaura on Jan 8, 2015 1:36:18 GMT
Granted, but as you go to change a setting on the forum, a simple change of text color, you accidentally delete the entire site and subsequently crash the internet.
I wish I had a Mustang Shelby GT500KR (KITT for those of you who know Knight Rider)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2015 17:49:12 GMT
Ok, you will have one, but you'll die in a car accident. I wish everyone in this forum were animals
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 1:58:29 GMT
Granted, but due to our animalistic nature, we all hunt down and eat each other. I wish I was a pancake.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 2:23:35 GMT
Granted! You will be a super delicious chocolate pancake with nuts. *gets hungry* But I eat you with a glass of milk and the rest of you will get spoiled.
I whish I was rich.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 1:28:01 GMT
Granted, however your wealth comes in the form of pennies, forcing you to spend your entire life counting money.
I wish that spider didn't exist.
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Post by Shatterbeam on Feb 18, 2015 20:07:49 GMT
Granted, The spider does not exist, but thanks to the spider not killing bugs, you are swarmed by mosquitoes and die. I wish I could tap dance.
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Post by Sidewind & Sparkline on Feb 20, 2015 16:40:52 GMT
Granted, but as you take your first tap, the earth opens up on you and takes you into the core as you melt from the heat.
I wish I could be a real Superhero with Super speed, strength, Heat vision, and God mode!
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Post by Shatterbeam on Feb 21, 2015 17:14:38 GMT
Granted, but your heat vision bounces off a mirror and gives you a lobotomy.
I wash I had a knife called " the suspense" so my victims could say that the suspense is killing them.
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Post by Vos on Mar 16, 2015 13:39:19 GMT
Granted, but since that is a terrible pun, and you kill so many, the tensity of killing others, until at last, You decided to end yourself because 'the suspense' is too much.
I wish that I could learn how to create matter.
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Post by Shatterbeam on Mar 16, 2015 13:49:13 GMT
Granted, but you accidentally create a giant anvil over your head and it crushes you. I wish for pie-flavored pie.
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Post by Stalaken on Mar 21, 2015 14:21:24 GMT
Granted you get pie flavored pie,but it disagrees with your stomach and you happen to implode.
I wish that I could read minds of ants.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2015 4:26:32 GMT
Granted but you realize that ants are trying to kill you, and you spend the rest of you life in terror waiting for the ants to flood and murder you.
I wish that I knew EVERYTHING.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2015 12:44:19 GMT
Granted, but you'll know the horrors that this universe has and how you are going to die. Also the governments will try to annihilate you to know that they have in possession knowledge which are strictly prohibited for the rest of the population.
I whish I had the power of duplicate things.
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Post by Stalaken on Apr 13, 2015 2:58:12 GMT
Granted, but you are not that skilled and you try to duplicate a tree for your back yard. Though in your noobness you actually duplicate the earth. With now having two earths next to one another the earths collide for they each had their own paths. And now you are responsible for earths destruction.
I wish that I could enter any book world and live there.
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Post by Breech Loader on May 1, 2015 17:46:15 GMT
You enter Fifty Shades of Gray.
I wish that I could turn into my Champions Online character.
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