Shatterbeam
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Could be messier.
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Post by Shatterbeam on Feb 22, 2015 19:18:39 GMT
I leave a riddle here, and you come to answer it. DO NOT LOOK THEM UP. If you wish to put a riddle here, you must answer the one before. You do not have to put a new riddle if you get the previous one right.
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Shatterbeam
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Could be messier.
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Post by Shatterbeam on Feb 22, 2015 19:19:53 GMT
A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?
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Post by Straightedge and Scatterblast on Feb 23, 2015 16:02:50 GMT
The remaining toothpicks were arranged to spell NINE.
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Shatterbeam
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Could be messier.
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Post by Shatterbeam on Feb 24, 2015 22:32:47 GMT
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
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Post by Photon/Thundaro on Apr 8, 2015 20:08:16 GMT
The woman is a photographer.
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Shatterbeam
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Could be messier.
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Post by Shatterbeam on Apr 8, 2015 20:09:46 GMT
Yep! Now, what is your riddle?
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Post by Photon/Thundaro on Apr 8, 2015 20:12:23 GMT
Where are you, and when you look around, everything is at waist level?
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Shatterbeam
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Could be messier.
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Post by Shatterbeam on Apr 8, 2015 20:16:53 GMT
The toilet?
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Post by Photon/Thundaro on Apr 8, 2015 20:21:31 GMT
Nope! Kinda close, but no.
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Starling
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Post by Starling on Apr 8, 2015 20:24:39 GMT
SITTING DOWN. Heh. Also, Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, be buried in the USA?
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Post by Photon/Thundaro on Apr 8, 2015 20:37:57 GMT
SITTING DOWN. Heh. Also, Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, be buried in the USA? Wrong again. And because reasons. (I have no idea.)
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Starling
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Post by Starling on Apr 8, 2015 20:39:10 GMT
I give. And because he's still alive.
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Detective Ulti
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Master Detective / 'Pun of the Year' Award Winner
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Post by Detective Ulti on Apr 8, 2015 20:39:56 GMT
A toddler?
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Post by Photon/Thundaro on Apr 9, 2015 19:59:46 GMT
The answer is in your garbage. It's the other kind of waist. Waste.
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Post by **Sanjay Harvey** on Apr 10, 2015 12:53:24 GMT
It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
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Black Sun
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Decepticon SiC
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Post by Black Sun on Apr 10, 2015 13:13:11 GMT
Time
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Post by **Sanjay Harvey** on Apr 11, 2015 0:12:20 GMT
No, A see-Saw
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Osprey
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Seeker
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Post by Osprey on Oct 22, 2015 11:56:36 GMT
Here is two riddle from me
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You can run but can not walk
You have a mouth but cannot talk
You have a head but never weep
You have a bed but never sleep
Ask yourself, who are you?
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In a green stable, black horses are eating red hay. What it is?
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The Pet
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Post by The Pet on Dec 12, 2015 17:50:23 GMT
Number two is watermelon.
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Empress
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Post by Empress on Dec 12, 2015 19:16:30 GMT
Is number 1 a river?
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