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Post by Stormcutter on Dec 7, 2015 6:12:01 GMT
Granted, but the fan works so well, it freezes you to death.
I wish for snow on Christmas this year, so I can actually sing all the songs about a snowy Christmas without feeling weird.
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Post by Skyspray (Aquahaze) on Dec 7, 2015 6:16:08 GMT
Granted, but it's so much snow that it crushes each and every structure on the surface and buries everything under a thick layer of snow.
I wish the world blew up.
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Post by Taggon on Dec 7, 2015 13:43:26 GMT
Granted, but-KAAAAAAAAAABLEEEEWWWWYYYY!!!!
I wish that one day I'd meat an individual named Pontificus Umblespuff Augustus.
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Post by Hexiden on Dec 7, 2015 16:50:27 GMT
Granted, but Pontificus Umblespuff Augustus turns out to be your real name from birth, and you are forever mocked by it, even after death.
I wish for a King-sized Twix made only from the right sides if other smaller Twixes.
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Post by Sydrone on Dec 7, 2015 16:54:12 GMT
Granted, but diabetes.
I wish I was an Assassin
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Post by Ulti on Dec 7, 2015 17:25:34 GMT
Granted, but you cannot perform parkour or a leap of faith, and plummet to your demise.
I wish I had a spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceship.
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Post by Sydrone on Dec 7, 2015 19:21:27 GMT
Granted but the Borg blow it up
I wish I could fly
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Post by Photon/Thundaro on Dec 7, 2015 19:28:00 GMT
Granted but you get struck by lightning.
I wish that I could watch the world burn without burning with it.
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Post by Ulti on Dec 7, 2015 19:35:40 GMT
Granted, but the masses of fire create a lot of smoke and you choke to death.
I wish for a Borg-proof spaceship.
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Post by Sydrone on Dec 7, 2015 19:41:09 GMT
Granted but The Predators blow it up
I wish I could parkour
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Post by Ulti on Dec 7, 2015 20:19:12 GMT
Granted, you become a parkour master and become so overconfident due to your abilities you agree to take on the challenge of the "Death course", a deadly parkour course with a 100% kill rate.
After your attempt, it maintains it's 100% kill rate, and you are horribly dismembered and burnt to death by the course.
I wish for a spaceship with invincible shielding.
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Post by Sydrone on Dec 7, 2015 20:33:35 GMT
Granted but the crew explodes it from the inside
I wish for Star Wars 7 to come out now
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Post by Ulti on Dec 7, 2015 20:39:12 GMT
Granted, but you're the only who sees it early, and Disney hunts you down believing you're a pirate and sues you into oblivion, and to pay off your debt you spend the rest of eternity in a sweaty Mickey Mouse suit.
I wish for an Invincible Spaceship, piloted by myself only.
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Post by Sydrone on Dec 7, 2015 20:43:21 GMT
Granted, but you forget the food and slowly starve to death
I wish for a lightsaber
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Post by Hexiden on Dec 7, 2015 21:32:24 GMT
Granted, but you turn it on backwards and stab yourself
I wish for Jango Fett's armor and gear
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Post by Shatterbeam on Dec 7, 2015 21:37:44 GMT
Granted, but his remains are still inside and you contract many diseases and die a horrible death.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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Post by Sydrone on Dec 7, 2015 21:38:31 GMT
Granted, but it's corrupted anyway.
I wish for a nuke
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Post by Ulti on Dec 7, 2015 21:49:59 GMT
Granted, but you're irradiated and die.
I wish for a spaceship with unlimited food,water and fuel, as well as invincible hull plating.
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Post by Sydrone on Dec 7, 2015 21:52:59 GMT
Granted, but the fuel spontaneously combusts
I wish I could breath underwater
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Post by Taggon on Dec 9, 2015 0:44:29 GMT
Granted, but you now cannot breath on land.
I wish that I was given the right to make a wish that I could wish to be given a right to.
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