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Post by Skyspray (Aquahaze) on Jun 21, 2015 10:39:31 GMT
A Dalek comes and destroys it and every Dr. Who related thing other than itself.
I wish this thread ended.
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Post by Vampyricon on Jun 21, 2015 12:59:34 GMT
[It's not a Doctor Who thing!]
This thread ends, but tons more "Corrupt a Wish" threads pop up all over the forums.
I wish I passed my Chinese exams ;-;
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 13:10:01 GMT
Granted, but you wont pass the rest of the exmans.
I wish I won the national shortfil contest
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Post by Taggon on Jun 21, 2015 13:21:44 GMT
Granted, but during the applaud, your left pinky accidentally gets lodged in your right nostril. To make matters worse, A herd of wild half-crazed weasels some to eat all the goldfish at the school, which results in a war of The defenders the Humans, and the invaders the weasels. Tragically enough, everyone gets rabies except the principles, who expel everyone for having rabies.
I wish that people would start to acknowledge the overuse of their neighbor's eyebrows every time that they thought of the word 'rock' or 'Insurmountable'.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jun 21, 2015 14:59:19 GMT
Granted, but because of your HUGE hype for this wish for being granted you die form a heart attack.
Wish if people would respect me as others, not just some random jerk.
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Post by Hexiden on Jun 21, 2015 16:04:47 GMT
Granted, but then in the midst of all their respect, you become cocky and a colossal jerk. This causes everyone to hate you even more and forcing you to live alone in the streets of some random country road.
I wish I had more free time.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jun 21, 2015 18:35:23 GMT
Granted, but you get married and get a child, having hell lot of problems and no free time anymore. Wish if Soundwave could let me pet Laserbeak while not being hit by his lasers.
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Post by Bladecut on Jun 21, 2015 20:40:37 GMT
Granted, but Soundwave also let you take care of Ravage and now you are in serious danger of being attacked by this minicons*
I wish I had no more hunger anymore, so I wouldn't have to find a job and could live happily doing whatever I want!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2015 3:49:05 GMT
Your hunger goes away, but it is merely a warning sign for your body. The real problem is when your stomach acids starts to slowly and painfully melt away at your stomach due to the lack of food to digest.
I wish for a inflatable life-size Spider-Man doll, because reasons.
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Post by Taggon on Jun 22, 2015 14:35:13 GMT
Granted, but your neighbor gets an inflatable life-size Doctor Octopus, and seeing that you're clearly a fan of the good guy, uses the edges of his daughter's finger-nail clippings to pop your life-size inflatable spider man like a balloon. Because like, aren't balloons made to be popped?
I wish that I could de-squamousize the Farmer's wife's second cousin's son's grandfather. And be able to frame it on a piece of half-eaten cheese and get away with it.
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Post by Heavystrike on Jun 23, 2015 3:57:14 GMT
Granted, but the cheese gains sentience, and goes on a killing spree until it's react it's revenge on you. I wish I could fly.
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Post by Taggon on Jun 23, 2015 3:58:29 GMT
Granted, but in order to fly, you must become a fly. In grim conclusion, your life briefly ends after the event of one word; 'Swat!'
I wish that the cheese hadn't decided to kill me.
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Post by Skyspray (Aquahaze) on Jun 23, 2015 4:52:03 GMT
Granted. But Soggy bread did.
I wish i didn't exist.
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Post by Hexiden on Jun 23, 2015 21:00:06 GMT
Granted, but then you are brought into existence in another universe were there's no such thing as transformers and the most fun thing to do is count grass.
I wish for my favorite cookies.
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Post by Heavystrike on Jun 23, 2015 22:30:03 GMT
Granted, but you start eating the cookies too fast, and a large chunk gets lodged in your throat, causing you to choke to death.
I wish I could go back to the old west.
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Post by Stalaken on Jun 24, 2015 3:06:01 GMT
Granted but once you are there in the old west a cannon ball from a near by fight blasts right through you giving you a very large cannon ball wound. This wound becomes so famous that it is remembered for ever but you are not.
I wish that I was a ninja who was so awesome I blinded people with my awesomeness.
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Post by Hexiden on Jun 24, 2015 16:38:41 GMT
Granted, but by revealing how awesome you are as a ninja you loose the title of ninja and are forever disgraced. Also the real ninjas who find out hunt you down and kill you mercilessly.
I wish for a pet Minicon.
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Post by Energon Vlada on Jun 24, 2015 17:27:05 GMT
Granted, but when minicons chased me I jumped form a cliff safely, leaving them to be with you, and one day Rampage comes and rips your leg of. I wish if people would friend me on Steam from here, even if i have 81 friends tho.
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Post by Taggon on Jun 29, 2015 5:25:26 GMT
Granted, but you're only friended because people believe that you clean howitzers for a living, and when you say you don't, everyone hates your guts until you learn how to wriggle your ears.
I wish that this wish could not be cursed.
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Post by Hexiden on Jun 29, 2015 17:09:37 GMT
Granted, and you live an uneventful life cause you cant live without gifts or consequences.
I wish for shapeshifting powers.
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